Well, here I am, and I have been left behind...... The week started well when we arrived to stay at The Mucky Paws Retreat which is really lovely and very friendly. I slept quite soundly at night with my previous owner but Milo's Mum came home from a weekend away and realised I have been dognapped by three rather lively dogs, one of which Milo, isnt in the least bit it interested in me thank goodness, perhaps because I dont smell of squirrel/rabbit or something else quite disgusting, but the other two, what can I say, its been a living nightmare, one minute I'm in the garden, under a bush composing myself, then next I feel like my insides are going to spill out all over the place as one gets hold of my head and the other my bottom and its most uncomfortable and then they try and stretch me in two.

I am now looking for a new home, so please come and stay at The Mucky Paws Retreat so I can meet you. I am looking for a sedate older male or female dog with some better manners than what I am currently being subjected too!! Save me please!!!

Signed: The Sad Seal